Author Archives: Randy Peterman

XFN

So Matt, a well established blogger and great coder, who uses an Apple, wrote “Exefen.”
Exefen will load up an URL and find external links and then give you an XFN dialog for each one.
What’s cooler than cool is that if you’ve already got XFN in the page, it selects the already used attributes in the forms!
Brilliant!

Frontier

Frontier Airlines saved our bums this morning as Jessica was 24 hours late for a flight.
The gal at the counter kindly switched the flight from yesterday morning over to this morning for free.
Normally there is a $100.00 charge for this ‘service’ [we should have had to buy new tickets in my opinion].
Thanks Frontier!
We look forward to doing business with you as we fly in and out of Colorado!

Resting in Him,

Randy “Lonely Guy” Peterman

PBS Gets Last Laugh

Last night, shortly after 8:00 PM I saw two bare breasts on PBS.
No malfunctioning wardrobe, no fuzzy or blurry body parts, just plain old
naked breasts on a woman that appeared to be naked everywhere else, too.
PBS was running a documentary on Picasso.
They showed a picture of him with a model who was in the buff.
Janet Jackson, eat your heart out.

Randy

Destructo Computer

The computer at home is disassembled.
I have my wireless router together so that the laptop has Internet access.
Other than that, after Jessica and Abby leave tomorrow the apartment will be stripped of all of its normal living ‘things’ and I will make it a place where I can call it shelter.
I am turning the apartment into a box heaven.
After that next Wednesday we’ll be packing the truck and Thursday…
Thursday I’ll be driving up with my dad.
Sad.

Things are winding up (or down, depending on how you look at it) and I’ll be glad when this bit is over because the emotional side of things is getting tougher.
I’ll miss my co-workers a lot.

Resting in Him,

Randy “Moving” Peterman

April First

Though it is not a joke that we’re moving to Denver it is funny to me that the move is so rapidly approaching, yet there’s some sense of make believe to the whole thing.
I can’t believe that I’m relocating to a place so far away, and I can’t imagine not getting up every week day and going into the office.
The office routine will have to change, but only in the sense that I won’t have a drive.
Every Monday through Friday I’m going to have to ‘go down the hall’ and work.

Speaking of which, work is getting a little complicated for me.
Our end users want bells and whistles, more features and more things like [insert something here. Almost anything, cow sounds, buttons that look like something else and new features we haven’t had time to implement yet].
I want to make sure that our application is accessible to handicapped users, I want to make sure that the code is up to standard (which it is not, and I’m spending a lot of time getting it there) and also make sure that it is optimized for use across dial-up connections.
The two ideas are almost at odds.
Almost.

Standards compliance does not mean that my code can’t do all of the tricks, it just means it does them in a way that most of the browsers will like and that it ‘dies gracefully’ when the browsers can’t handle the code I give them.
Accessibility doesn’t mean that the pages won’t look cool, it just means that tab works to get you where you want to go, that JavaScript doesn’t obfuscate something and that people can adjust the fonts.
However, much of what makes the LookOut theme ‘look cool’ is non-compliant, not accessible and really not very friendly to anyone not using a mouse.
The LookOut theme requires Windows 98 or higher (it may run on Windows 95, but I haven’t tested it since I haven’t seen a Windows 95 machine in years), it is inaccessible and people like it that way.
People being the ones reviewing the software.

I used to have the mindset that “handicaps don’t use the web.”
I was wrong and there’s no reason that anyone should think that.
I used to also think that standards were what the different browsers had and so you had to write code that would meet the standards of the browsers.
I’ve learned that those things I once believed are not true.

We’ll see what sorts of challenges I come across trying to make WorldClient a better application because of good code and because of good bells and whistles.
Who knows, I could become a better coder through all of this.

Anyway, we’re nearing the end of our stay here in Texas and so we’ll sojourn in Colorado for a while – I’ll keep you posted as to how things are going.

Resting in Him,

Randy “Code Guy” Peterman

Revelation

To my knowledge the Bible is the only book that has a distinct revelation of
the beginning and the end.
That is to say the Bible reveals, through the work of God what took place in
the beginning and through the work of God what will happen in the end.
There is something amazing about that to me.
Maybe I’m a little slow, dense or easily excited but I came to that realization this morning.

No one else was there to witness the beginning (human wise), and no one else,
besides John who was shown the revelation to document God’s foreknowledge,
has been into the future to know that which will happen.
On the surface this may seem simple, but it really emphasizes God’s
omnipotent nature and man’s weak ability to control himself, his
environment or anything else for that matter.
Being a parent I see that there’s little to nothing I really have control
over in my daughter’s life.
I cannot make her start or stop laughing, crying, screaming or wiggling when
we go out, but that’s not impossible for God.
I hope He makes Abby laugh a lot more than she cries or screams 🙂

Jessica is Twenty-Six

Jessica had her birthday yesterday and we’re very excited about her being legal to drink and gamble now.
Oh, wait, she was that old before, but we’re excited she’s old enough to get married.
Shoot!
She’s old enough for that now, too.
Maybe she’s just old enough now to be past the ‘twenty-middle’ age and is now
on the down side of the twenties, descending down into the peaks of the
thirties.
Either way she’s a beautiful bride and I love her dearly.
She’s a great mom to Abigail and I think she’s a fabulously godly woman!

Resting in Him,

Randy “Theology-Man” Peterman

New Pictures

Are coming.
I don’t have them up yet, but they’ll be up shortly… as in the next few days.
We’re going to try to take some more blue bonnet pictures (as in the flowers, not me running around with a blue bonnet on my head).
We’re nearing the 60% mark on the packing and have to finish the next 40% and cleaning soon.

I saw The Passion Thursday night and will have a review of it later,
right now I have to go keep packing, but I just wanted to post an update.

Resting in Him,

Randy “Packing” Peterman

What Not To Do

I am not a marketing wizard, nor did I go to Hogwart’s and drop out.
I am not a brilliant salesperson ready to take over the world with salesmanship.
However, I am a consumer and I do know what turns me off from products,
packaging, and advertising.
Below are some key examples of what not to do with Marketing.
If you find an example, email me and I might include it in this list.
Also, some things may be changed, edited or fixed after I write about them,
apologies if URL’s get outdated, I’ll try to keep them up, let me know if
you find a bad one.

HTML Pad

Date: 2004-03-24

I use Nick Bradbury’s
TopStyle, but the HTMLPad software package has a slogan I’m not going to buy:
Probably the best HTML editor in the world.
I probably won’t want to buy it, even though it’s super cheap.
It’s probably not the best in the world, in fact it looks like a
rip-off of TopStyle.

Macromedia RoboHelp X5

I received a brochure in the mail from them with the following sloppy typos:

  • Use these built in version control features or integrate with
  • Output yout Help system as XML in standard or customized schemas

Emphasis added.

The first bullet is sad.
Who proofed this ad?
What does their software integrate with?
I think it must integrate with everything since it doesn’t limit itself to
any specific version control.

The second point is that you better check yout [sic] spelling if you’re advertising.
From such a large corporation with mass marketing I expect better.

Happy 19th Month Birthday!

Abby is now officially 19 months old, and so in honor of that I am going to take her out for ‘ambigee’ tonight.
For those of you not familiar with ‘ambigee,’ it is a cold, frozen substance made from milk, sugar, and usually some flavoring.
It is commonly sold under the product name ‘Ice Cream.’
However, Abby calls it ambigee, and so tonight we’ll go get some ambigee.
Or maybe not, depends on how she’s acting since she’s a very strong willed child.

Saturday Night Rocked

We have really neat friends down here, they threw us a going away party.
How cool is that?
I really wish that I could bring them all with me (some of them wished they could come with me).
We enjoyed the time together and I wished that I was a teenager again so that I could have partied longer and stayed up way past my bedtime.
But instead we got home around 9:40 and went immediately to bed.

Thanks go out to our buddies, comrades, friends and pals here in Texas (even if you didn’t come Saturday night).

The End is Near

This site will soon become my business presence, at which point in time I’ll most likely move my blog to a sub-directory of www.randypeterman.com.
When that happens I’ll let you know by putting a small link to the blog at the footer of the new company site.
I may have to tame some of the content, but know that I’ll continue to put up things as I see fit.

Resting in Him,

Randy “Peterman” Peterman

MDaemon 7.0 Cracks

MDaemon for Free

I’m really saddened to look at my referrers (links from other sites to mine) and see that people have been Googling for MDaemon 7.0 cracks and getting to my site.
I’m sad because I work hard to help contribute features and functionality and people are trying to rip it off.
I can proudly say that I don’t have any illegal software (to my knowledge, unless I’ve been duped by some dubious copy-catter).
Sometimes that means that I don’t buy software because I can’t afford it, but it doesn’t mean that I go without always.

If you get here looking for MDaemon cracks, please consider that you’re breaking the law, you’re steeling from me and my family, and you’re steeling from my company.
There are open source solutions that you might be able to implement as well, please consider your legal options.

Resting in Him,

Randy Peterman