OK, so a while back I made a list of things that you might want to dress up as for halloween. Here’s a list of things people have searched for and arrived here because the search engine associated it with this blog. I repeat to you the title, these are things you do not want to search for. Why people did, I don’t know.
- overflowing diapers
- Anything to do with the Women of Walmart or the Women of Home Depot
- amish in the city desktop wallpaper
- what does “aol for broadband” give me [a head-ache]
- preciuos moment coloring book
- white castle meat
- news about operah and jury duties [because that’s not how you spell Oprah and for goodness sakes, she’s a U.S. Citizen, let her serve on a jury!]
- actress bowel movement [I don’t want to know why you’d search for that]
- doc ock arms schematic
- More Rumspringer[sic] [What was wrong with the first Rumschpringe]
- war on the infadels [I shutter to think what this would bring]
- soccer head butt brain [A total second grade insult, “You soccer-head-butt-brain!”]
- barney purple dinosaur for hire michigan [No-o-o-o-o!]
- potty training in 1 day [Are you out of your mind? That’s impossible]
- “john edwards”, cute [is someone looking for an affair?]
- satire [it’s called Freaky Friday!!]
- “wearing a bikini top” [Don’t.]
- climbing [climbing what? The walls? Mountains? Into your high chair?]
- fort worth security guard needs
Sorry if some of that is a little off-color, I don’t think it was questionable unless you’re questioning why someone would search for those things.