The four year old just shared this bit of logical gymnastics:

Sharks are fish.  So you could call all fish sharks.

I’m going to pass on doing that.  I’m also not going to bother her with the explanation of why that is not logically consistent.

At breakfast Grandma said, “When we’re done eating we’re all going to work together to clean up the house.”  About 45 minutes later the 4 year old asks, “Why is grandpa on his computer instead of cleaning?  Is he the manager?”  I totally wish I could make this stuff up.

For the record grandpa did help with the cleaning.

My sister-in-law Kelsey took Evie on an Auntie – Niece date and asked Evie, “How did you get so big?”

Evie’s response was classic: “You tell me.”

Yup, she’s four!

She’s getting so big its blowing my mind.  Don’t get me started on Abby, who is also just turning into  a big girl and has all but lost everything that made her a little girl.  Being a dad is awesome, but this growing up bit is mind boggling.

“Daddy, two light bulbs in the bathroom are not light bulbing.”-Evie

Evie puts on Sunglasses and says, “This way the sun can’t see my eyes.”

Evie said to me, “Daddy, I’m getting another sick.”

Sadly it is true. She’s got another runny nose.