See more girls in the news. Ha ha! Click to see the screen shot of this blooper.
The Incredibles
There’s a new trailer out for The Incredibles. Oh, Yeah!
A Microsoft FrontPage Learning Community
Just what we need: A Microsoft FrontPage Learning Community. Sheesh, has anyone gotten a clue yet that FrontPage is evil with a capital 666? A community to learn how to use the worst ‘tool’ in the industry 🙁 sad.
Tony is an Usher
Tony is scheduled to be an usher. What he doesn’t know is that he’s also scheduled to be dressed in drag. Queen of the Apostles Church, Bah!
Google Search: women of walmart
Google Search: women of walmart
Reveals that I’m on the second page for this search. I can’t believe that people are still looking for that and I’m still ranking. Funny! Also a somewhat smaller stream from Google is the term ‘man breasts.’ Go figure.
Caffeinated soda raises hypertension risk in black teens, White teens off the hook
As CNN points out there’s no real harm if you’re white and drink four soda’s a day [Translation for those of you in the south: a soda is a ‘Coke‘]. I am so glad that I can let my white daughter consume four sodas and she’ll be safe. I’m glad that her heart will not be effected, her chance for diabetes will not be effected, her teeth will not be effected and other things won’t be effected because soda’s primary risk is caffeine.
Lucky me I drink Coffee so I’m in the clear, too.
Sam Walton = Evil
Internet Anagram Server: Anagrams for sam walton
proves that WalMart is bad. Sam Walton’s name can have its letters re-arranged to ‘Slam a town.’ Also, it could be re-arranged to be Satan M. Owl. Actually, I’m pretty sure that these anagrams mean nothing (Randy Peterman = A MAP NERD ENTRY), but I had to continue my fight against the juggernaut.
The World’s Largest Five Mile Run
This phrase cracked me up. I had to laugh thinking about how five miles is just that. I knew what the fellow on the TV was talking about, but why say it that way?
Gollum was a Victoria’s Secret Model Once
We bought the Lord of the Rings: Two Towers DVD set a week ago and I
was watching how they used computers to tweak a real person to look like
what is rendered as Gollum.
This is not too different from our ‘cleaning up’ images of models for
advertisements, pornography and publicity shots.
This sort of thing cracks me up.
Anyway, the extra stuff on the DVD set is really neat and I was impressed
with all of the work that went into making the movie as cool as it was.
If you haven’t bought the set, you may consider doing so, its worth your
money.
We enjoyed the extended scenes and we are enjoying the extra material.
OK, that’s all for now.
Happy Thankgiving Tomorrow!
Pnang.
Resting in Him,
Randy Peterman