Oh, to be 12 Again

Today at lunch I took my mountain bike (with slighly low tires, but that didnt’ stop me) to the BMX track near our house. I went around the track 4 time, maybe 5 and was done for the day. What a rush though! I was rather winded and dehydrated by the end but I just had a great time riding. I seperated from my bike only once and kept hold of the handle bar with my right hand so that when I landed on my feet I could keep going.

When I was 12 I dreamed of such a thing as a local track and actual jumps like that. It was beautiful. Sure, I’m 15 years late, but I can still have a wee bit of fun πŸ™‚

Yoda: A Spineless Jedi ‘Master’

Has anyone else been highly troubled by the fact that in Star Wars Episode I Yoda outright says Anakin is an accident waiting to happen… but now in Episode III Anakin is sitting in on important Jedi meetings? I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I saw a video clip that showed such a thing. If you’re in charge of the safety of an entire universe and its use of the force, don’t you think you’d stand up to Ani, Obi and Queen Rama-lama-ding-dong?

Yoda: “Away from me, get this dark sided jedi, you must.”
Obi Juan: “No, Yoda, I’m 300% your size, you can’t tell me what to do.”
Yoda: “OK.”

Sure, he battles count doo-doo in the second movie in what is a very impressive re-enactment of the battle between Sauran and Gandolf from Lord of the Rings. Sure, Yoda has mastery over the force, but not the English language. Sure, he wears a burlap bag for a coat. Sure, he senses the force due to a high midichlorian count in his blood stream… but can he “Just say No!” Maybe they need a DARE program for Jedis.

No Microwave

We don’t have a microwave at our new place. We haven’t missed it yet.

How often do you use your microwave when cooking it on the stovetop or reheating it in the oven or on the grill would have sufficed? Our kitchen is smaller than any kitchen we’ve had with the exception of our first two stints in tiny apartments. This has required better organization and better decision making about what we keep, what we need to buy for the kitchen and in the end, so far we’ve decided not to get a new microwave. Sure, that rush schedule may show up that would have made it convenient, but heating times is tending to be only a few minutes longer in the toaster oven or stove top.

I think that microwaves have become a cultural thing. Sure, there’s convenience, but I think that at some point in time it became an issue of jonesing [definition: to want something to ‘keep up with the Joneses’]. Sure, there are areas of my life where I too long for something completely superficial (yet another guitar, for example), but not the microwave… I’d rather have the new super-deluxe, ultra-amazing fridge-oven that you can program to keep food cool, and then at the set time it starts to heat it so that your turkey can be hot and ready to eat when you get home frum church πŸ™‚ However, I’m not going to part with the $5,000 USD for one πŸ™‚ That’s a major part of our kitchen remodelling budget that doesn’t exist yet.

Busy but Loving It

OK, so I’m busy… but not with work. Well, not paid work anyway. I’m working on the house, working my normal hours, plus we’re having folks over, going over to folks houses and generally getting back into the social world. After Jessica got pregnant, the first trimester was insane. Then, with my previous busy work schedule followed by the move we were just pretty out of it. It feels good to be visiting with folks, laughing more and eating food not made by teenagers over greesy microwaves.

Bring on the food, Friends and Fellowship!

Tea… or Close To It

My Sister-in-Law Shari asked in the comments of my earlier blog post about a romantic weekend with my wife how it went. Well: we didn’t go to tea. We almost went to tea but arrived in the parking lot of the ‘tea house’ and chickened out. You see, the tea house my wife picked out was about 15 minutes north of Denver. And so, we drove and drove and drove, arriving in the very downtrodden part of Denver known as ‘Lakewood.’ I mention that it was downtrodden only to say that I was glad that the locks on my doors worked, and I was glad that I could lock the car at a moments notice. Not all of Lakewood is that downtrodden, but the part we drove through was. Also, Mississippie, the name of the road we took, stops for about a block and you have to drive around the block that it stops at. Upon trying to re-access Mississippi, the sign looks like the road disappears from one direction, however, upon turning around the sign has a different name for the street!

So we arrived at the ‘House of Windsor’ and chickened out. Mostly because it was in a shopping strip mall and my wife just couldn’t get over the fact that the romantic English tea she wanted was going to be next to a Casino dealers school. So, because if you’re going to have crappy food, you might as well not pay as much for it, we went to Starbucks and had Frappo…. frap… frozen drink thingies. And then drove down to the other end of Denver, 15 minutes South and had lunch at PF Changs. We had tea with lunch.

The Pordcast #1

The Pordcast is a new podcast. I’m going to try this out and see what I think. Podcasting will only be part of what I do here, I will continue to blog as normal. Pordcasting give me an outlet for some of my more crazy audio ideas. Sometimes blog posts and ‘Pordcasts’ will overlap. Sometimes that overlapping will annoy you. If so, please tell me and I’ll work extra-special, super-duper hard to fix this indescretion.

Enjoy!

Oh, and if for some reason you read this blog, but still don’t know what a podcast is (because it is possible), a podcast is simply an MP3 file that you can listen to on your computer. By using a technology called RSS with enclosures [links to audio files from within the RSS file], you could set your computer to download the audio file and then put it on an iPod (get it? Podcast, iPod?) or any other device that plays MP3s. Of course you could just download this and listen to it on your computer and not worry about iPods or the like.

Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little System

Yesterday afternoon I spent the time working on our ‘new’ sprinkler system. It was high time we turned it on and got it wetting the lawn. However, upon turning things on there were two ‘trouble spots’ in the front. I had the experienced eyes and hands of my neighbor, Wayne, there. In fact he did a lot of work himself and I did a lot more watching than I expected. However, now the poortly clamped pipe has been fixed with the appropriate parts (instead of flexible hose and clamps we’ve actually got pipe!) and I’ve got a new sprinkler head at the front. Of course the new one is not adjusting right so I would water the streets if I turned it on, but I am going to take that back to my one way bank, that only accepts deposits Lowe’s tonight and get one that will spray a 180 degree radius instead of 360 degrees. I don’t plan on cultivating pavement.
Here’s a close-up of the clamp that died in its time in the dirt, attempting to hold a hose to some pipe when more pipe would have been appropriate:
A Rusted Clamp
Such is life.

I will be getting pictures of the house up soon. Jessica has to approve the ones I put up and the ones I keep taking have not passed her test for content allowed up on the site πŸ™‚

Why Eldership is for Men

A reader of my I Timothy 1:3-7 post asked:

In reading this I do not see the interpretation that only men may lead the church and hold positions of leadership/elders.
This is a stumbling block in many churches, and in many cases [is] the reason some [choose] to leave the church. Not their faith but the church. How can it be explained that within the word of the Bible the intent of our Lord is as you describe here. I understand you to say that it is actions, faith and purity that makes a leader and gender isnΒ’t specific in the teachings of the Holy Spirit. Can you help explain?

Gender is clear for the leadership of the church. However, teaching and growth are not gender specific in certain contexts. There are several parts to your question and I intend to address them seperately so that the issues don’t get blurred together. I would break them up as follows:

  1. Is this interpretation the only interpretation, and if not, is it the correct interpretation?
  2. Male only eldership causes people to leave the church [not meaning leaving the faith]. Does this make the doctrine wrong?
  3. Is this doctrine only derived from this passage or do other passages teach this? [What is the whole teaching of the word of God?]

Is this interpretation the only interpretation? If not, is it the correct interpretation?
No, the interpretation I hold to is not the only interpretation. However, using a consistent hermeneutic (interpretation process) as generally outlined in my article on hermeneutics I believe it is the most scripturally consistent view of the passage. I believe the most common views are

  1. That there should be plural elders when possible, these elders should be men [the view I hold]
  2. That there should be one elder, he is to be a man. This man is usually called the pastor or bishop
  3. That there are to be no elders, this is just something Paul was writing to Timothy about, but is not a doctrine applicable to the church today.
  4. Men or women can be leaders of the church and it is a good idea if they meet most of the requirements of this passage
  5. If the men don’t step up the women should step up to lead the church

This is hardly an exhaustive list of the various types of church leadership. Some of these ideas are based on this passage and some of these ideas don’t have any scriptural backing whatsoever. Alister Begg once shared in a message I heard that he visited a Baptist church in the south where the pastor was doing verse by verse exposition and then got to that section and declaired to his congregation that since they didn’t have elders there that this passage was not for them and so they’d skip it. I think that skipping a passage based on the ecclesiology (doctrines of the order of the church) of the church is really problematic because that passage may point out an area where your ecclesiology needs to change!

I am going to use some of the details that will be in the section about the whole teaching of scripture and these two sections will overlap some. I believe that since doctrine should be rooted in the clear teaching of scripture and that doctrines that are presented in multiple places should (generally) take importance to believers in comparison to doctrines that are more vague. This doctrine is clear throughout scripture. Being a dispensationalist, that is a believer who interprets the Bible literally but understanding that the scriptures written to the Jews are for the Jews and do not have a direct baring on Christians in the current time frame of scripture, I am going to quote heavily from the New Testament and only reference the Old Testament where Apostolic precedence does so. To put it simply: I don’t think that I can justify male eldership based primarily on Old Testament passages.

Passages that teach male leadership within the church or give a clear precedence

Acts Chapters 1 and 2
These two chapters show the beginning of the church. Prior to this time the Jewish system and Law were in place for all of those portrayed in these passages (estimates are that Gentiles were rather foreign to the church until about 15 yeas into the church age). Christ gathers the men (disciples) together and instructs them in what they should do: wait. Then the Holy Spirit elected a new disciple to take the place of Judas Iscariot. One of the requirements was that it be a man who had been with them the whole time.
I do understand that these are disciples and not elders, so this is taken as a weaker reference. However, it does set a precendence and hold as a principle that leadership for the church was to be male at its inception.
Acts 14:21-34
This passage shows the apostles at work and before they left they set up elders. It would seem hypocritical for Paul to set up elders that did not meet the requirements of his letters to Timothy. Again, this is not a direct statement that men should be the elders but works in concert with later verses.
Acts 15:22
This passage clearly says that from the group of elders (presumably men), men were chosen to go. I recognize that this one is slightly more direct than previous passages, but is still not saying, “Men Only.”
I Timothy 3:1-7
This is probably one of the foundational passages that outlines the male requirements for being an elder.

It is a trustworthy statement: if any man aspires to the office of overseer, it is a fine work he desires to do.
An overseer, then, must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, temperate, prudent, respectable, hospitable, able to teach,
not addicted to wine or pugnacious, but gentle, peaceable, free from the love of money.
He must be one who manages his own household well, keeping his children under control with all dignity
(but if a man does not know how to manage his own household, how will he take care of the church of God?),
and not a new convert, so that he will not become conceited and fall into the condemnation incurred by the devil.
And he must have a good reputation with those outside the church, so that he will not fall into reproach and the snare of the devil.

“If a man…” seems like a clear statement of gender in contrast to the roles of deacons (verse 8) and deaconesses (verse 11). The male elders shepherd the church while the deacons (male) and deaconesses (female) serve the church. The requirements for an elder are stringent and are too clear for all of the other details to ignore the masculine gender they start out with.

Titus 1:5-9
This passage too clarifies the male nature of the role of elder. The clarity in these verses is hard to ignore. Chapter 2 clarifies that in general older men are to instruct the younger men in godliness and that older women are to instruct younger women in godliness. The leadership of the body as a whole, however, remains to the men as set before in the earlier verses.

Other verses beyond this talk about elders, but like some of the verses in the list above do not specify gender.

I cannot find one instance of a female leader of the church body in all of the New Testament. It seems consistent with the Timothy and Titus passages to have male elders only.

What about culture? If the culture of that time allowed for only men, but todays culture allows for women, shouldn’t we just attribute this male only doctrine to being cultural?
The cultural argument is a toughy because there are things like women wearing make-up that are common in todays churches. Other issues like women wearing head coverings (see I Corinthians 11) and greeting each other with a Holy Kiss (I Peter 5) have gone to the wayside. I Timothy 2:9-15 points out that Paul recognizes an order for things within the genders. This gender order does not mean doormat, second rate citizen or inferiority. A difference here does not have to create bitterness and to that end Paul wrote Colossians 3:18-25. Specifically that women are to submit to their husbands, but that husbands are not to provoke their wives (or children). The order of the church should be already working in their homes: the men should be heads of their households.

Review of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, the Movie

Tonight we saw Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. I recently finished the book so the original story line was relatively fresh in my mind. There are lots of parts in the book that caused me to chuckle as well as interesting philosophical bits. Don’t worry, most of what was philosophical in the book does not come out in the movie. Most reviews I read before going to see the movie said the same thing. Therefore, if you have read the book, have seen the movie and still thought the movie was great, you’re in the minority.

Jessica and I both agreed that it was heavy on British influence and short on the sort of humor that was in the book. This is mostly because the book is written in a narrative fashion and the movie is given to you in third person form, but without most of the narrative bits that caused the funny parts to be really funny in the book. I suppose the closest way to describe it is the difference between reading a Far Side comic on Sunday morning and having someone try to describe a Far Side you’ve not seen (shame on you for not seeing every Far Side). It is possible for you to understand a part of the comic, but often you have to see the original to ‘get it.’ Don’t Panic.

Mos Def is a rather humorous fellow and he cracked me up in various bits I’ve seen him in in the past. However, in this movie he plays a white bread, bland character. I think I’d compare this to having had really good root beer and then someone offers you some of that good root beer, but when it arrives you discover it’s been sitting out all night: it’s flat and doesn’t have a fraction of the flavor. Don’t Panic.

OK, that’s enough of the analogies that you don’t need. I just had to put that in there because frankly, this movie shows up like a car with… wait… I’m not going to finish that [its pink flamingos missing]. The book has so many non-sequiter type jokes, asides, strange pointers to things in a different light and blatant abuses of normal ‘earthly logic’ that you have to laugh or at least be surprised by the creativity. The movie is short on that creativity. Don’t Panic.

I’d like to say that the flying that Arthur does in the books is a fun, welcome adventure that they chose to ignore while making this movie. For goodness sake: “Fly, you fools [a line from the Lord of the Ring’s movie “Fellowship of the Ring”, Gandolf says it before falling into the abyss].” I think that instead of the whale and petunias falling I’d have chosen to put in some of the other bits in the book. I also would have cut out John Malcovich. He’s not funny (in this movie, or frankly any other movie I’ve seen him in), his character adds nothing to the movie, and his addition to the plot line makes for not much. In fact, the one thing he’s supposed to add (coordinates to a planet) puts a major contradiction into the movie: if the improbability drive cannot be controlled (and its destination not set) as is said early in the movie then having the coordinates that John M. provides will do no good. Start Worrying.

That’s enough picking the movie apart. There’s a few funny parts that caused us to laugh and at one point in the movie all of the people in the theater were laughing except for the girl in the back who’s face and lips were busy being awefully close to the face and lips of her boyfriend… and his laughter at that point put her quite out. I didn’t know what to do with the juicer on Zaphod’s head for a good portion of the film… I guess the lemons were reflective of the movie as a whole. Panic.

On a scale between zero and 3 teaspoons I would say this movie was about a one teaspoon for humor:teaspoon
Half a teaspoon for acting
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And 1/3 teaspoon for plotz-line
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The “Don’t see this or you’ll nearly die” warning is nowhere near the low of “Ballistic: Eks Verses Sever“, but is closer to Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson in “I Spy.” You’ll survive, but I don’t recommend the Vogon Poetry. Run for the Hills.

If you’re looking for a more positive review, check out this one.

Roman Tick Evening + Tea

Tonight we are dropping the Abigator off at my parent’s house and having a night to ourselves. We’ll go to dinner and watch a movie. Tomorrow Jessica has arranged for us to go to a tea/lunch at a place somewhere in Denver. I hope to have a good time as well as be able to spend some quality time with my wife given the last three months’ business and then moving.

I love my wife, she’s a terrific woman and a great friend. Unlike Brad Pitt, I think I can think of forever.