Coke, $100 Billion Isn’t Good Enough

In this article: Coke to retire ‘Real’ with new tagline in 2006 you can read about how Coke is only 1.8 Billion dollars ahead of Pepsi in drink sales and its really causing them to push harder. That’s right, billions and billions of dollars are spent on sodas around the globe. Those two ‘big players’ bring in just shy of 200 billion together.

Sales have been slumping though lately. I think this could be because of diet changes, a shrinkage in the economy or the fact that sodas with corn syrup have been linked to all sorts of medical problems, as have sodas with nutra-sweet. I’m doing my part to increase soda consumption, but Coke and Pepsi do not own Dr. Pepper, so I’m not helping them by drinking the Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

Schnikeys that’s a huge industry.

Bredth of Knowledge Verses Depth of Knowledge

In life I have been a jack of all trades, but master of none. Or so the idiom goes, and my English isn’t spectacular so I’ll stick with that idiom. You see, I’ve been fascinated with life around me and wanted to learn about as much as possible at least just to know something about it. I have picked up bits of musical training, juggling, slight of hand tricks, bits of languages [Spanish, German, French and Greek all mean almost nothing to me, but not nothing like Russian], mathematics, philosophy, woodworking, gardening, driving a car, riding a motorcycle, fishing, coffee brewing, tea brewing, cooking, bicycling, photography and parenting 🙂 However, there are a few items that are on a much shorter list, a list of things that I want to know a lot about. I want to know about programming and computers, I want to know a lot about theology and I want to know a lot about my wife. Those subjects are very important because my depth of knowledge in those areas has a broad impact on my future.

I want to add hundreds of things to my repertoire of experiences and understandings so that I can have a breadth of knowledge that understands how various fields of learning interact. Sometimes breakthroughs in one field are a direct result of knowledge of things in another field. At other times having a knowledge of one field helps you explain another field to people who only have a good grasp of the first field (example: explaining how Apple OS X works to people who use Windows requires a third party object to explain simplicity. Windows users inherently look for more complexity in software which makes learning how a Mac works twice as difficult for experienced Windows users). I once read an essay by Albert Einstein in which he encouraged people to gain a broad knowledge of many fields so that they could be educated.

I love history. Not just dates and times, which are of some use, but stories of people who lived through things and hopefully learned things as well. I love to learn about how nations were created, wars were faught and won, and how people succeded through failure. I figure that failure is only part of learning in this human life. Sometimes death is the only way to see life [see: Christ’s Resurrection]. Sometimes we have to try the many possible solutions before we succeed [See: Thomas Edison and Team’s work on the light bulb to find the right filament]. Sometimes we get it right the first time, and those times are often sweet. They are when we feel like we’re ‘naturals’ or that we have a talent or knack for something. I have a knack for learning things and I think making people laugh. My depth of knowledge in many areas is not very deep, but enough to make me dangerous, but I do know one thing: I know what counts. Do you know your strengths and weaknesses and what matters most? No matter what I learn I’ve found that knowing those things keeps me grounded… well, that and gravity – I know a wee bit about physics.

The Most Shameful of Confessions

I don’t know how to tie very many knots. I was never a boyscout, I didn’t learn how to tie knots on my grandparent’s farm, I didn’t learn how to tie more than my shoes at any given time. I can barely put together a slipknot. However, there’s hope for me yet: I Will Knot!. Its a site with simple text based descriptions and quick videos demonstrating the knotting techniques. I think that I’ll have to get a small piece of rope from the garage and get thist stuff down. Then I can check yet one more thing off of my list of things to do before I die.

Well, at least I can trade this for another thing like riding a uni…umpgh [and the sound of crashing]!

Getting Cold

It is now really close to 0 degrees Fahrenheit (-17.78 degrees Celsius) here in Aurora. What is so strange for me is this: I’m not used to the temperature getting that cold. However, getting that cold and getting that warm are quite possible, so I won’t complain. At least its not in the heavy negatives wherein deisel fuel starts turning to a solid 🙂

Doh!

I just got a phone call from a retailer trying to get in touch with my wife about a present that I know is for me. I’d like to add at this point in time that if you are such a retailer, work for a retailer or hustle watches on the streets of New York city [props to Louanne for the idea for that last one] please don’t call prospective buyers houses with a paragraph full of information. Caller ID is already a dead give away, it would be best to have as little information as possible for anyone but the person to whom you are supposed to speak.

Well, at least I’m looking quite forward to Saturday morning when we’ll have out local S. Mobile street present opening for the Petermans 🙂 The only hint I’m going to drop is this: one.

The Drumstick of Doom

When I was a boy I did not like chicken. There wasn’t a meat besides hamburger that really appealed to me, but chicken was right out. My mom probably cooked it because it was inexpensive to feed a family of 5 with chicken instead of steak and Lobster. However, I was not a big fan and so I took every oportunity to complain and gripe.

One night my dad was not home from school yet (my dad was in school for much of my youth, at least before I was a teenager) and my mom stepped out of the dining room for a moment. Not being keen on chicken I took that oportunity to slide the sliding glass door open and race to the trash can and dispose of the chicken I had been served. Brilliance. How could I lose for clearing my plate?

Well, for starters there was no chicken bone on my plate. That drumstick had a bone down its center that clearly made up a non-edible piece of chicken. My mom, not being as dumb as I had for some reason anticipated, asked me if I had eaten my chicken [I should not quickly that she most likely heard the door open and close]
“Yes,” I answered.
“Where is the bone?”
“Um… I ate it.”

I don’t recall the conversation after this point, but I do know that my mom went out to the trash can and found the chicken in it. I was punished with having to eat two pieces of chicken. Doh! The moral of the story should be something whittier than “don’t lie,” except that its not. At least she didn’t make me eat the chicken I had thrown away!

Home Again, Home Again, Jiggety-jig

I’m back in Aurora, CO with my family. What a great trip to Texas! I got to meet my co-contractor Steve’s kids, I got to hang out with pretty much everyone at the office. I think that all is moving forward to quite the amazing release cycle early-ish next year. And with that: I’ve got to get some serious work done. I’ll post more later when there’s time.

Texas: Day 3

Wow, this morning I woke up to a freezing cold blizzard. I could not believe the volume of snow we had this morning. I had looked at the weather forecast and things were predicted to get down to 43 degrees, not 3 degrees. The Texas heat must be on vacation.

Just kidding. This is Texas it never gets that cold and it never gets that much snow. However, I’m enjoying myself… and the company is nice. Arvel’s place is great, they’ve got it in ship shape and I think that I want to cook in their kitchen some time if they’ll let me 🙂

Texas No. 4

I believe this is my fourth trip to Texas this year. I’ll be headed down this morning and be hanging out with meetings at work and work when I’m not in meetings 🙂 Saturday is the big company ‘Holiday Party.’ I’m saddened that we can’t say ‘Christmas Party’ but with a multi-cultural, diverse company you just have to celebrate that you all celebrate. I’m celebrating 5.25 years with Alt-N, which is pretty awesome to me, it means I’ve been with the company or worked as a contractor for the company for over half of its lifetime. Wow.

Y’all take care as blogging may be particularly light in the upcoming days.

Instantiate the Holidays Already

Well, Thanksgiving is over, we had 5 visitors staying with us and Linda was at my parents and they came over for Thanksgiving as well. It was great and I can strongly recommend the Alton Brown Turky Brining recipe! What a moist, tasty turkey. That said I just dropped the Peers off, and this morning I dropped off Amanda, Jessica’s cousin, at 5:40 or so. Wow.

I’m pooped simply because of all of the activity. We unfortunately got only one game of Risk in, which is sad, but we did play some Yahtzee and Scrabble. I think I’m ready for a break. Except that we’re continuing on in the busy season as Wednesday I fly to Texas for some meetings until Sunday the 4th, and then after that I come home and 10 days later we fly to Washington to start the Christmas festivities. Dang. The holidays are instantiated but I’ve been so busy hosting that the participative part hasn’t settled in yet.

It was nice to get some time with various folks this last week but I didn’t get enough time with my father-in-law, father or mother. I figure that I’ll never have enough time, but I’ll try!