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Things, Goings On, and Stuff I write

Happy 25th Birthday Ed!

My brother Ed, a really great brother, is 25 today. Ed has achieved a lot more in life than I have in some respects. He’s just shy of two years younger than I and is already on his second home, he’s got a second child on the way… basically being second is a good thing in his life right now 😉 Ed’s a really tough, tender guy. He’s a security guard correctional officer at a prison and a fun husband and dad at home. More importantly than being my biological brother, he’s my spiritual brother as well, which is a very cool thing indeed.

I would share some really embarassing stories about him, but he’s bigger than me and would probably kick my butt 😉

Linux Lunacy

I’m trying to install Linux on several machines here at home. If it weren’t for Craig Kaes, I’d be at the funny farm pulling hair out of my already balding head. The upside is that as with all things, I can always re-install the OS as many times as I need. Linux, configuration issues aside, is really rather swift, I think that Microsoft best keep their eyes on the goal and not let up one bit or they might find themselves in a place of distress.

Chickens in Snow Bunny Suites

This morning we woke up to really strong winds, snow and the desire to go home.

So we did.

We’re home now, and this is good because it gives me the opportunity to bathe, sleep in my own bed, have Craig help me install Debian Linux on one of my machines. More later after I’ve had a chance to recouperate.

Gone for the Weekend

It’s a long weekend and we’re heading out of town for it. We’re going camping and that (most likely) means no bathing for two days and it also means sleeping with my daughter in the same tent. Yeah, that’s gonna work. I wasn’t going to bring coffee but as I type this I’m starting to get scared, I may need some after a night or three of being attacked by wild Abby’s and mosquitoes. Leave a comment as to what you’ll be doing so I can read it when I get home 🙂

Please approve: “God”

In what was a funny subject for an email message WordPress sent me an email asking me to approve God. No, not literally. An comment with key words in it triggered WordPress’ filter to ask me to approve the message rather than just publishing the garbage online. In this case it was good because someone had tried to leave a nasty comment on my post about God.

I am glad I don’t have the authority to approve God 🙂

Always Use

This years political elections have brought acronyms to the forefront for me. I’m used to technology acronyms (XML, CSS), I’m used to IM acronyms (LOL, BRB), and I’m used to government acronyms (FBI, CIA, SBC). I am not used to government rating acronyms, various lobbying group acronyms and frankly I’ve been known to mix up the ACLU with UCLA.

If web developers and designers would simply use <acronym title="Some Acronym">SA</acronym> tags then they might find it a lot easier for people to understand their online content as well as avoid complicated chartes with heavy footnoting. The example that drove me over the edge and caused me to write this article can be found at the National Journal web site which has an Almanac of American Politics. There I was reading up on John Kerry. Not because I wanted to vote for him, or didn’t but because I was checking out the facts reported on a piece of Pro-Bush propoganda. The propoganda said that he was the most liberal member of the Senate.

At the page about Kerry there is a chart that has more acronyms than I know what to do with. Worse than the acronyms is that they’re in HTML tables without using the <acronym> tags! for the lengthy list of politcal groups. You have to click on a link (above the table) to see an explanation of the table as well as a description of the groups. By using valid HTML markup they could have added a caption that described the table and then used the acronym tag to tell me what each acronym was for. To futher learn about the group they could have made the acronym a link that pointed to the group’s description data.

I recognize this could take a little more time in development, but the outcome would have been a potentially valid HTML table, an easier to understand chart and some data that would allow me to find out that John Kerry is indeed liberal. However, that particular chart did not have the data I was after, data that ranked Kerry in his liberal field of politicians. That sort of data would be really handy to have linked to near that chart. It was linked to, further down the page and so here I found that Kerry was the most liberal in his voting when compared last year.

Anyway, you got a little mix of politics with web standards, but that’s OK, last time you got religion and web standards 🙂 If you’re using PHP check out Matt‘s excellent acronym definer. In WordPress you can find the Acronym Plugin on the wiki.

Icky Pants

I cracked up this morning as Abby ran by my door with some coins she pilfered from my change jar saying, “Come on dad, I need to put some coins in my icky pants.” Of course she was talking about her Piggy Bank. She made the icky pants later when she failed to tell us that she had to go potty 🙁

Microsoft Music Store

If you’re after a booooring web interface with which to buy your music online, look no further than The MSN Music Store.

They’ve carefully used tables and div tags all over the HTML code to help make sure that their compatibility with browsers that render boring (Netscape 4). The top albums pictured on the page further the ‘old-way’ mindset of major artists with no-one new or independent shown on the list. Beautiful… not!

Link via www.kottke.org.

Why I Sing So Well

I get asked all the time (read: never) why I sing so well. I have to confess that a majority of the singing I do during the week is around 7:45-8:15 PM while I brush Abigails teeth. I don’t brush her teeth for thirty minutes, but the brushing usually happens within that range of time. Before you panic and think of our dental bills, Jessica brushes her teeth in the morning. I brush my teeth at lunch so that our lone toothbrush is usually dry by the time each family member uses it. That way whatever we spend on dental bills we more than make up for by saving on toothbrushes.

Abigail enjoys brushing her teeth because her Grandma Forland whilst working at the poshe dental supply company, J.B. Dental, purchased her a Mickey Mouse, song playing, electric, rechargeable tooth brush. After each minute of brushing (assuming that being on is equal to brushing time) it plays a little encouraging song. The song is helpful because it lets me know when one minute is over and then it also makes children wish that everything else in life played little songs every minute. Fortunately the toy companies are onto this and so our apartment is a constant cacophony of beeping, laughing Barney sounds, giggling Abby sounds and bleep-bloop-bloop sounds of various edutainment contraptions.

Of course many of these toys play songs that Abby wants me to sing with her. These songs, singing times and repetetive melodies keep my voice in tip-top shape ready to break out into the A-B-C’s, Old MacDonald Was Quite Alarmed, Twinkle, Twinkle Kenneth Star, and my personal favorite: B-I-N-G-O. I can clap that song like a pro, I’m a clapping fool when that song comes on. That song is particularly dangerous during teeth brushing time, I’d sure hate to be holding Abby’s toothbrush in her mouth and accidentally try to clap at the wrong time 😉

Welcome to the World

Welcome to God’s green earth Elijah Michael DeKruyter! Elijah was born on August 29th way too late in the day (11:51, poor Janelle) weighing in at 7 pounds, 9 ounces. Being tallish like his father he is approximately 20.5 inches tall. Super duper!