Author Archives: Randy Peterman

Dear Camera Part III

Dear Coolpix Camera,
How was your stay at the repair center? I know you’re nearing completion and you’ll soon be ready to come home. I can’t wait to see you and be able to use the new external flash as well as take great pictures of Abby. Although you’ll miss Christmas this year, I do know that you’ll enjoy the overall trip to California since you haven’t been there before [to my knowledge]. I really hope that you can get here in time for New Years so I can take pictures of Abby asleep on someone’s shoulders while we party like its 1599.

Glad you’ll be home soon. Wish you were here.

Randy

Christopher Lee

I just became aware that Christopher Lee, now known for Lord of the Rings’ White Wizard turn Nasty Guy, and Star Wars Episode II bad guy was actually ‘The Mummy’ in 1958! This guy has been doing movies for a long time!

That’s quite a career and if my career lasts that long I’m not going to be developing web sites in 40 years because the web will be the past, but maybe I’ll be designing ties. And I suspect that blogs will be, um, part of stories I tell my grand-kids.

“When I was your age we used to have this thing called the Internet.”

“Yeah, yeah Grandpa, we’ve heard that story before. Come play Virtual Wolfenstein 4D.”

High of…

So tomorrow it’s supposed to be 23 degrees. Hope, that would be warm. Actually, the forecast is for it to be a high of 3 degrees. A low of -6. Of course all of that is Fahrenheit. Which reminds me of a Ray Bradbury book in which these guys are all driving around in beetles and then they’re burning books and then this one gal is watching TV and then the alarm goes off and the coffee maker turns on and then the toast pops out of the toaster oven and then you discover that it wasn’t a dream, everyone’s dead but the automation keeps going. Or something like that.

The Blend

I predict that 2005 will contain more blending as is already obvious by some cutting edge designers as linked to below (though the designs may change if you’re reading this from the archives – email me if things have changed when you’re reading this and linking through).

Your Total Site – blends the shadow down into what could be any length content – good design choice because you get to lose your concern over how long the article is, or the length of columns.

Firewheel Design – a small blend is employed near the menu to help visually draw your eyes from the menu into the content of the page. Also, a hatched blend is employed where the lovely background pattern runs into the orange gradient.

Silver Point – This site really grabbed me and I think it may be one of my favorites of the year. I really liked the rounded corners with the padded dotted outline for the mission statement.

The thing about the blend is that it is so subtle, but effective at drawing your eyes past distinct elements without killing the distinction of the elements that are blending. It’s smart design and something I hope to employ in the next rendition of this site.

A Funny Little Email

I got an email from a friend this morning that started like this:

Randy-
I really have to tell you how I found your website. I heard a story on the radio this morning about man-breasts. I have to admit that this morning I searched for man breasts, and I found your website…

It went on to ask questions about my family and such but it does crack me up the way the internet can bring people together… for the freakiest reasons 🙂

The Long Road

As we approach the celebration of Christmas I thought I’d do a wee bit of writing on the subject, but from a different perspective. This stretches the bounds of my writing skills but the idea came to me so hopefully it will be at least partially entertaining and hopefully won’t mark me as a heretic.

As Mary adjusted her gown, holding it up and out a little bit from her swollen belly she let out a small groan of pain. The cloth had rubbed her skin sore and she wished that she could have just stayed at home in Nazereth. Other travellers more well to do than a carpenter had various modes of transportation but she and her husband Joseph were on foot making their way to the census destination of Bethlehem. Joseph hadn’t said anything in a while and her young mind, no more than 14 years, was full of thoughts of this little one inside her. His kicking had become more regular and while it was fun, his pushing on her bladder as they walked the road was far from amusing. Her thoughts wandered again to the angel who had shown up in her room and scared her half to death. A messenger from God saying she would carry a child. While it was quite an honor the social pressure the pregnancy put on her was incredible. Eight months ago Mary had been on the road to see her cousin Elizabeth. Barely pregnant… an easier walk.

Joseph, being a young carpenter, not really excited about the prospect of being a father. Being a liberal jew meant he would divorce Mary quietly rather than making a scene like the Pharisees would have done. The anger that he felt over Mary’s pregnancy was replaced by shock when Mary’s story of an angel was confirmed by an angle of his own! Joseph, being smarter than to question God when an messenger of His showed up went along with things. Each time he saw Mary and the gradual development in her abdomen he was reminded of the name he had not picked out for the boy he was not the father of: Jesus.

During this long walk he had had lots of time to think but hadn’t really said a lot to Mary about it because he didn’t want her to be under any more pressure than she was already under. The last thing he needed was a delivery on the road. Mary would need time to rest after the delivery and if there was any complication he would need help. Heaven knew that a carpenter could hew wood, form structures, build things… but they were not so good at medical procedures. Cut wood? Sure. Cut an umbilical chord? No. The walk would be quiet, hopefully with little interaction with robbers who were notoriously setting upon people with death a common side effect.

“What are you thinking, ” Mary asked.
“Nothing.”
“My mother warned me that men said that when they were thinking the most. We haven’t been married long enough for me to read your mind yet!”
“Fine. I’m thinking about Jesus, angels, social pressure and this poorly timed census. Are you doing OK? The last thing we need is a road side delivery. It would fit the ticket given the chaos this pregnancy so far.”
“Joseph, you know I didn’t plan this, but God did. It’s not fair for you to hold this over me. After nine months I figured that you’d ‘get it.’ You don’t even have to carry the baby, get a sore back from walking miles and miles, swollen ankles and other swollen body parts. I’d expect your part to be the easiest: name him Jesus.” A reply, a complaint and a reminder.

Joseph, a little irritated, and being a typical man wanted to quit the conversation hoping that he could think of something else that would be innovative in his labors with the wood. A new way to construct furniture – faster, smarter building – anything but fatherhood. In all honesty he was excited about the prospect because it was something that was a priveledge. Given that no one else knew with any certainty what they were having his knowledge of the boy coming was rather unique. He thought of how he would teach Jesus about the grain of the wood, how to handle the tools, and how to negotiate for higher sale prices with customers – something every business man needed to know how to do. Joseph relished his ability to negotiate – it made him feel good to be able to get the best price on wood and then sell it for a little more so that he could save up for other things he needed, wanted or for Mary’s needs. Soon he’d need to cover the expense of a young boy. An arrow in his quiver as the Psalms said. So much had been foretold in the Psalms about Jesus and so he smiled to himself. The father of the King of Israel and he was only a carpenter.

Mary saw the smile and started to ask the question again, “What are you smiling about?”

It was only a modification of the question of thought, but it was different so Joseph pacified her with a summmary, “I’m going to be the father of a king, The King. I wonder if I’ll get to wear purple, or if we’ll just be dressed in the finest clothes. I hope that we get our own chariots to go about in… and no more censuses to go to!”

“Praise God,” Mary replied with a chuckle of enthusiasm – a break from her chafed skin and the serious pain that throbbed in her legs. Please Lord, let this baby come soon, but not until we reach Bethlehem. And if you don’t mind, can we please have a private room. I praise you for your wisdom and ask your blessings. Amen.

Silence came again as the two paced themselves along the road. Once again the rhythm of their feet was their only contribution to the sounds of the road as they and other travellers made their way to Bethlehem, a consequence of Hared’s rulership over Israel.

[To be continued…]

Spamela Hamderson*

This morning while I was dinking on a guitar and Jessica was getting ready I heard Jessica spraying her hair spray. Then I heard Jessica say, “What are you doing?!” Then I realized that it was not Jessica spraying her hair, it was Abby spraying Pam, non-stick food spray all over the oven, the floor, her hands and the plastic hamburger she was playing with. As you can expect it was a fun mess.

Then…

This afternoon Abby wanted to play “Hairbears.” No, not CareBears like the ones you remember from being a kid (unless you don’t remember those from being a kid, and then it wasn’t like that at all), but “Hairbears.” Jessica was a blue hairbear, Abby was yellow and I was red. Eventlly it was announced by Jessica that I was “fart-a-lot.” An deserved name to be sure.

* Spamel Hamderson is a Henson Character from a Muppet show.

The Bourne Identity

If you read books, and you should, then I highly recommend the Bourne Identity by Robert Ludlum. I just finished it about 2 minutes ago and am strongly encouraging you to check it out at your library, buy it at the store, or order it at Amazon.com. It’s somewhat graphic at times but is very good in suspense, plot twists and frankly, some really good writing.

I have to go to bed now, but I’ll write more tomorrow. This is a quality book! Oh, and if you’ve seen the movie… it has only a few things in common: names. The plot is absolutely, completely, 100% different in the book.

Great Dancing Dogs, Batman!

OK, so as I carried my dishes out to the sink this morning to rinse the egg off of them and leave them in the sink for Jessica to handle (I swear I’m not making that up) I saw something on the TV that really concerned me. There on the television was a woman dancing to really lame music. And, worse than her dancing, was the dog dancing similarly. I don’t know if that makes her a bad dancer or the dog tallented. However, I do know that I expect to see that sort of ‘wintertainment’ on public access TV, maybe even a PBS fund-razor, but not on broadcast television with a nationally syndicated programme such as “Goot Mornig, Unt Ya, America!” Or Maybe it was one of the other clone morning shows. Whichever one it was, stop the stupidity!