As I know that many of the readers of this blog sit around thinking, “I sure wish Randy would spell check his posts,” or “Do my hands smell like bleu cheese?” I want to let you know that it turns out that my mouth is in much better shape than I had anticipated. Or the people at the dental office I just visited lied to me so that in about 3 years they’ll be able to say, “Randy, we need to replace your face, and we figure that since you don’t have dental insurance, it’s going to cost around $5,000,000,000.00.” However, I think it is better rather than worse there sense the staff is either really friendly or inhaling laughing gas between patients. I have no cavities and they really thought that the only way to get more money from me would be to use this technique called invisiline to straighten out my lower teeth and manipulate my upper teeth. In short the Dr. in charge of invisiline nirvana at the office told me it would be a mere $4,500 for the trays with a $500.00 initial ‘seed’ payment. So, if I want straight teeth I can go to the Orthodontist or the Dentist now, and I can pay a lot or pay a lot. Or, because I don’t care about how my lower teeth look I’ll go in every six months and have them clean them.

Thanks for asking the tough questions 🙂