I got a nifty spam this morning with a person looking for a ‘donation for the lord.’ It’s basically the same schpiel that televangelists use on television. Check out the funky quotes below:
I am the above name
person from Sierra-Leone
Read: The above name must mean something like: my name will change as my spamming program alters it.
Since his death,
I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which
the Bible is really against.
Read: Where is that passage?
Exodus
14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.
As a Christian sort of fellow: Yeah, that’s a verse for Jews from the Old Testament!
OK, I’ll stop there, but this cracked me up.