As some of you may know, and those of you don’t will now unless you cover your eyes while reading the rest of this entry, we don’t have cable. We don’t have satellite either. So we get mediocre reception on our rabbit ears and we endure the garbage of Broadcast Television. Most programs, aside from This Old House, America’s Test Kitchen and TBN, there’s nothing good to watch on Television. I would much rather do one of the following than endure the boredom of most broadcast Television shows:
- Read a book
- Program
- Change Abby’s overflowing poopy diapers
- Talk about politics with partisan drones
- Listen to an 8-track of Barry Manilow
- Play donkey basketball
- Wax my legs
- Recreate the Last Supper on toast
Thanks for putting out such amazingly quality shows networks – you give me lots of time to imagine what could really be done if I had time to sit and be bored.
“Wax my legs”? What? Are you serious? If so, we need to talk! haha!