Don’t use words too big for the subject. Don’t say “infinitely” when you mean “very”; otherwise you’ll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.
C. S. Lewis
I enjoy exaggeration. There is something that feels compelling, exciting and at the very least mischievous about pushing things to a limit. So when I read this quote I wanted to stop and meditate on it because I have had moments where this principle came home to roost. In arguments. In attempting to let my children know that they were not to do something again (or I’ll rip your lips off and paste them to your forehead). In despising a food or circumstance. The truth of the matter is that I will probably exaggerate until I reach death or an old age or becoming mute. Even then this blog may live on for a time as a monument to my folly. So I shall be very grateful to Mr. Lewis for sharing this bit of wisdom, but I shall be infinitely grateful to him for other principles such as the principle of the safety of Aslan in the Chronicles of Narnia:
“Then he isn’t safe?” said Lucy.
“Safe?” said Mr. Beaver. “Don’t you hear what Mrs. Beaver tells you? Who said anything about safe? ‘Course he isn’t safe. But he’s good. He’s the King, I tell you.”
Think about that for a few moments.
I like that “rip your lips off” line. There is a chillingly similar one in the lore of my family. The following was actually uttered by my father to one of his grandchildren, around four years old if I remember right:
“I’ll rip your arm of and beat you with the bloody end!”
Yeah. My dad is infinitely tactful. 😉
I think this may be infinitely more applicable to me than it is you. 😉