Jessica, “Randy, do you want to go grab some lunch?”
Me, “Sure.”
[we go to lunch at the garden of olive trees]
Waiter: slow motion service to the point where I now have to work to make up time I lost on a nearly 2 hour lunch break due to the waiter’s slowness.
Me: Your tip reflects your service.
That’s a wrap.
We had a similar experience at the garden of olive trees. Only our waiter was incredibly fast – filling glasses as they were emptied, etc. Steve tipped him $20 for our lunch. I think that was about %80.
Wait…let me get this straight. You go to hang out with your wife for 2 hours in the middle of the day…and that frustrated you?
We need to talk, son!