Yesterda at my chiropractor’s I was laying on my back in the supine position when my chiropractor declaired that my goatee was long.  She then grabbed it and ripped it off.  OK, not really, she just grabbed it and further declaired my freakishness by saying that facial hair feels weird.

It is a good thing we’re friends with her during the off-hours or I’d have to run screaming from the office.