This evening we were driving around Aurora whilst we discovered what joy waisting petrol would bring. As we passed a King Sooper’s grocery store my mother-in-law blurted out something that just cracked us up. “Look, another scooper foo foo.” She has for some reason really blown the snot out of the King Sooper name since she’s moved here. It has been Kind’s Castle and many other variations on the wrong name.
However, another thing we saw today was a “Super Foo-Foo” driver in a Sport Useless Vehicle get out of her vehicle (after I had to slam on the breaks) to recover a plastic swimming pool that had fallen off the top of her car. Instead of re-attaching the plastic kiddy pool she placed it on top of her vehicle and slowly turned around the corner that she was at to get off of the main road. They kicker? She had never attached the plastic pool to her vehicle in the first place: there were no ropes or bungie chords – just gravity.