As this headline points out: Actor Pitt admitted to hospital. Holy Cow! Can you imagine they actually let actors into hospitals for things other than rehab? This is huge news and we all need to get ready to send Brad cards, flowers, and Billy Bob Thornton should send him various pieces of Angelina Jolie’s wardrobe that he’s still hanging onto.
What will we do with sick actors? They will have to take days off from visiting their villas, filming their multi-million dollar movies and generally playing up the hedonistic lifestyle that we imagine they have. Those doctors better hurry up and fix him. Stat!
Ok, not that I’m sticking up for actors in general, or Brad specifically, but apparently, he has viral meningitis. I know that he’s been doing a bunch of “relief work” in Africa with Jolie (she apparently spends a LARGE amount of her free time there trying to help out). I did catch him a few weeks ago on a talk show discussing world poverty and that we “have the ability to end it right now”. I wonder if he means with his salary or mine?? 😉