Since I keep track of the phrases words and things that people search for and somehow get to my site I have got to share with you some of the more interesting or brilliant terms:

• butt brain [back at you!]
• Egg Bungee Chord Software [I don’t recommend using software with eggs]
• Abraham Lincoln Cross Dresser [No, I think not]
• Jamie Lynn Spears’ cellphone number [Sorry, I don’t have that. Actually, no, I’m not sorry I don’t have that]
• How can I sing louder? [try opening your mouth wider and using more diaphram intensity]
• How do I contact Tim Lahaye? [I don’t recommend it]
• Shrek parody [Shrekis a parody!]
• Pick your nose [Done. so now what do you want me to do.]
• Chicken Pnang [Watch your language!]
• Gouge, eye, funny [Um, actually it’s not funny]