I’ve recently realized that when people ask me one particular question (and many other non-particular questions) I get rather animated and excited and run my mouth.  The question: Do you like coffee?  I do.  I like it a lot and apparently I’m often compelled to answer that I like it so much that I sometimes roast my own.  They asked a yes or no question, I ran my mouth with a longer answer that might come across as, “more than you!”  I don’t mean it that way, I just like the brown, roasted beans a bunch.  Apologies if you’ve run into this with me.  Feel free to suggest to me, “That was a question requiring only a boolean response.”  I’ll take the hint :)

I have been having weird dreams lately.  One included my friends’ in the closet of my youth on wifi enabled laptops.  I’d go into more details, but you’d either want to shoot me, or I’d have to shoot you.  Either way, awake feels safer than asleep lest I have more weird dreams.

American Idol had a clip from House of Pain’s Jump in the background.  A song that came up on the honey moon trip of Jessica and I.  A song we didn’t pick, but one that we couldn’t remember the name of.  I woke Jessica up late that night to tell her I had thought of the song’s name.  It is NOT our song, but it does make me laugh every time I hear it.

The four year old just shared this bit of logical gymnastics:

Sharks are fish.  So you could call all fish sharks.

I’m going to pass on doing that.  I’m also not going to bother her with the explanation of why that is not logically consistent.

My wife goes to doctor.

My wife tells doctor that she’s been married 11+ years.

Doctor looks shocked that my wife would marry at 13.

Doctor calms down when she looks at the chart that shows my wife is actually 31 and not 24.

I married young, but not that young.