Because This is Normal
Admit you are powerless over your Food TV addiction
Believe that a power greater than Alton, Emeril, Paula and Rachel exists, and can restore your sanity
Make the dish, I mean decision, to turn all authority over to God
Make a fearless search of your pantry shelf self, morally
Admitted to God and others, but not including Tyler Ramsey, [...]
The idiots specially gifted people in my neighborhood have been lighting off fireworks around my house for the last week just to make sure that their ears still work and that the fireworks continue to make loud popping sounds. Their sober under-aged children might have some serious, lifelong emotional trauma if their intoxicated parents didn’t [...]
My buddy Trint does a “White Board Quip of the Week“, I don’t have a white board up in my office, but if I did, it would be this gem from Merlin Mann:
It’s stunning how hypocritical everyone but me is.
At the end of the above video is a grape letting off a gaseous flame. I showed the above video to an 11 year old boy and he announced, “Oh! They made it better!” In boy terms there is nothing better than first making flames from a grape in a microwave - [...]
Jessica has been watching a show called, “So You Think You Can Dance.” There is a ‘judge’ who cackles and screams. She is the very reason why America will not watch this show. You can witness the nastiness here:
Mary “Crack Smoking Crazy” Murphy