If you can read (and you’re reading this – so you have no excuse) and you have not already read Alice in Wonderland, please find a copy and get it before your eyes (or fingers) and enjoy the humor in it.  I’m reading it to Abby & Evie right now and its great fun.  You will not be miss-appointed.

American Idol had a clip from House of Pain’s Jump in the background.  A song that came up on the honey moon trip of Jessica and I.  A song we didn’t pick, but one that we couldn’t remember the name of.  I woke Jessica up late that night to tell her I had thought of the song’s name.  It is NOT our song, but it does make me laugh every time I hear it.

My wife goes to doctor.

My wife tells doctor that she’s been married 11+ years.

Doctor looks shocked that my wife would marry at 13.

Doctor calms down when she looks at the chart that shows my wife is actually 31 and not 24.

I married young, but not that young.

1. Calamari
2. The Clapper
3. Paper Chinese Take-out boxes
4. The phrase “angels on the head of a needle”
5. The Book of Norman
6. Sensationalistic Media
7. The Home Shopping Network
8. Bright Spandex workout clothes from the 80′s
9. Urinary Tract infections
10. Robert Tilton

I just dropped Abby off at school and overheard two staff:
“Is there an official dance to it?”
“No, I just saw it on the Internet last year. It’s just called the Hamster Dance.”