Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

They’re Playing Our Song…

American Idol had a clip from House of Pain’s Jump in the background.  A song that came up on the honey moon trip of Jessica and I.  A song we didn’t pick, but one that we couldn’t remember the name of.  I woke Jessica up late that night to tell her I had thought of the song’s name.  It is NOT our song, but it does make me laugh every time I hear it.

I Married Young…

My wife goes to doctor.

My wife tells doctor that she’s been married 11+ years.

Doctor looks shocked that my wife would marry at 13.

Doctor calms down when she looks at the chart that shows my wife is actually 31 and not 24.

I married young, but not that young.

10 Useless Things in Order of Importance

  1. Calamari
  2. The Clapper
  3. Paper Chinese Take-out boxes
  4. The phrase “angels on the head of a needle”
  5. The Book of Norman
  6. Sensationalistic Media
  7. The Home Shopping Network
  8. Bright Spandex workout clothes from the 80’s
  9. Urinary Tract infections
  10. Robert Tilton

Overheard: A Funny Dance

  • Thursday Apr 30,2009 06:47 AM
  • By Randy Peterman
  • In Funny, Humor

I just dropped Abby off at school and overheard two staff:
“Is there an official dance to it?”
“No, I just saw it on the Internet last year. It’s just called the Hamster Dance.”

There is a Special Place in Hell for Virus Coderz

I just wanted to let you know that I’m not dead.  This weekend, aside from celebrating with the family the resurrection of Jesus the Christ, I helped some friends with their computer.  After about 10 hours of funk, trying this, trying that and generally hating malicious people who write viruses I was able to remove it from the machine and then set it up to be more secure, a wee faster, and hopefully useful for them in the months to come.

Hell has a special place for virus coderz and I’m pretty sure they only serve caffeine free diet soda there.