Way Too Much Information About Randy Peterman

Evie said to me this evening, “I just want to leave myself alone.”
There’s really nothing to add to that.

Abby, “Mom, are there still pirates?”
Jessica, “Yes, I guess there still are.”
Abby, “I want to be a pirate when I grow up.”
Jessica, “You probably don’t want to be a pirate, that’s illegal.”
Abby, “What does illegal mean?”
Jessica, “It means that if they catch you, you will go to jail.”
Abby, “Oh.  I don’t want to be a [...]

The idiots specially gifted people in my neighborhood have been lighting off fireworks around my house for the last week just to make sure that their ears still work and that the fireworks continue to make loud popping sounds.  Their sober under-aged children might have some serious, lifelong emotional trauma if their intoxicated parents didn’t [...]

My buddy Trint does a “White Board Quip of the Week“, I don’t have a white board up in my office, but if I did, it would be this gem from Merlin Mann:
It’s stunning how hypocritical everyone but me is.

At the end of the above video is a grape letting off a gaseous flame. I showed the above video to an 11 year old boy and he announced, “Oh! They made it better!” In boy terms there is nothing better than first making flames from a grape in a microwave - [...]