- Admit you are powerless over your Food TV addiction
- Believe that a power greater than Alton, Emeril, Paula and Rachel exists, and can restore your sanity
- Make the dish, I mean decision, to turn all authority over to God
- Make a fearless search of your pantry shelf self, morally
- Admitted to God and others, but not including Tyler Ramsey, the exact nature of yourself
- Be ready for God to remove the defects of your chiffon character
- Humbly ask God to remove your shortcakes shortcomings, and maybe break your TV remote on the Discovery channel. Mythbusters is safer than Good Eats.
- Make a grocery list of all the people we harmed, maybe bake them an apology cake
- Apologize to them, include gift cake, also bring celebratory home made ice cream, unless they’re diabetic
- Continue to make ingredient inventory, and when you are wrong or unsure, buy extra
- Pray for God’s will in your kitchen and television, and all other areas of your life
- We try to carry this message across the internet to other addicts by digging it, stumbling it, or otherwise twittering it
3 Responses for "12 Steps for Food TV Addicts"
You say Food TV addict like it’s a bad thing.
You need to admit you have a problem!
No problem here. Except for the fact that my jeans don’t fit and I refuse to buy bigger ones. Going to be a cold winter…..but I do have the extra padding.
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