That Would Be MY Daughter
Published 2008-7-28 by Randy Peterman
Abby, “Mom, are there still pirates?”
Jessica, “Yes, I guess there still are.”
Abby, “I want to be a pirate when I grow up.”
Jessica, “You probably don’t want to be a pirate, that’s illegal.”
Abby, “What does illegal mean?”
Jessica, “It means that if they catch you, you will go to jail.”
Abby, “Oh. I don’t want to be a pirate.”
Yeah, but that’s only if they catch you. She could totally do it and not get caught.