Way Too Much Information About Randy Peterman

As I reported last night Evie hit her head I thought it would be good to report that she’s doing relatively well today.  She’s grumpy (which is more normal recently), and aside from the Klingon welt on her forehead she’s running around being herself.
I’d post pictures but that seems inhumane or something protective.
Oh, and she [...]

Happy birthday to my bride, the former “Randy’s Girlfriend.”  The beautiful mother of my children.  The child of my in-laws.  The woman of my dreams.  The woman of my awakes.
Happy Birthday!  I hope today is as fun for you as it could be :)

This evening Evie walked out of my office (where I was draining the water pipes due to yet another winter storm) and tripped and smashed her face across the bathroom door frame.  She has a bruse that runs down her forehead, nose and lips.  Its sad, really.  She was snuggling on my lap as I [...]

At our local mega-giant-club-store-where-you-buy-in-quantities-that-would-feed-third-world-countries they had a compost bin for a price I couldn’t pass up.  I bought the bin because I hate throwing away so much food.  We throw out so much stuff wrapped in plastic trash bags that could be recycled that I’m embarrased to be involved in the process.  So along with [...]

There is nothing like country music and line dancing to make you wish you married your sister.  Or if you don’t have a sister, maybe you wish you lost a dog or something.
Squaredancing on the other hand makes you wish that you had coordination enough to dance more sophisticated dances like you see people doing [...]