Way Too Much Information About Randy Peterman

I had a gal ask me that last night.  I was in the changing room open area last night while Jessica was trying something on.  The woman had been trying on a dress and I think she liked it but she wanted to ask someone else’s opinion.  Fortunately I was there, Mr. unshaved with t-shirt and jeans on.  She looks really good in the dress.  I recommended she take it in to a tailor and have it hemmed up about 1.5 inches.  Me.  Suggesting that people get things tailored.  Imagine that.  But Mr. Craig got me hooked on tailored clothes and so now I’m a dress clothes snob.  If the pants or shirt don’t fit (get a size up  depending on the cut) and get the piece tailored and then you’ll look good, be comfortable, and you’re sure to score big with the fashion police.

The only problem was that I was pretty sure that I’m one of a small handful of people who actually have male body parts, who are straight, who would have been able to evaluate all of the outfits Jessica tried on as well as the dress this stranger tried on.  Apparently I’ve watched too much “What Not to Wear” :P