Way Too Much Information About Randy Peterman

My sister-in-law Shari tells me I’m a dork for some comment I make 8 out of 10 times that we chat online. One guaranteed story that will surely cause many readers to think that I’m a dork was the smooth move that I made when I first told Jessica that I was attracted to [...]

How bad do we have it for the food network in our household? Jessica was told by Abby that she shouldn’t talk to Abby for a while because Abby was on TV like Rachel Ray.
Abby was cutting things (fake things with a fake knife) for a while and talking as she did so and [...]

As I have been in practice of doing in the past I like to highlight the morally corrupt practices of Playboy seeking out possible pornographic material in the marketplace that is today’s culture. In the past they’ve looked for ‘women’ [I think they redefine it to mean purely gender and have no moral conotation] [...]

Last night at dinner I was helping abby with letters and I wrote PAL. She identified the letters “P-A-L.”
Then I asked, “What does that spell?”
“Pal.”
And thus I am now the father of a girl who has far more knowledge of letters and words than I expected of a 3 year old. [...]

No, that’s not a Beatles reference. It is what we as parents of Evie say to her over and over again. If we say something and she smiles, then we repeat it, if she smiles again, we repeat it again. I swear she must think we’ve got the smallest vocabulary! When [...]