Way Too Much Information About Randy Peterman

Last night I went to pick up the Peer family from the airport. We own a green Honda Civic 4 door. It seats five. Five small people. Five small anorexic people. Five small anorexic people who do not have luggage. Five small anorexic people without five pieces of large [...]

I was just chatting with my friend Robin and I told her a story that I thought, “I had better blog this,” about. WhyI am a heartless pig will become quite obvious in a moment. You see, I was telling her about how we never had a pet dog growing up. I [...]

My Mom and Dad have been married 32 years as of today. I’ve been allive for 28 of those and I can say that through the think and thin they’ve been madly in love and its been a great example. Of course they also have their faults, too: like not buying me a [...]

If you read part of this carefully crafted article “CNN.com - Police: Ludwig’s computers hold crime plans” you’ll note that there’s a building up of the story, there’s a climax that leads you to believe that the computer held exact plans… and then… then… they say, “The alleged plot was never carried out.”
Why can’t CNN, [...]

This year we will be attempting the Alton Brown method of cooking our turkey. This involves days and days of brining the turky, and only hours of cooking. In theory this will be the best turkey dinner we’ve been involved with. In actuallity I think it will be yet another fine turkey [...]