Archives » June, 2005

Hot Steemy Pulpy Paper Towels

I just saw a commercial on TV for Brawny paper towels. Yup, it was selling paper towels with sex. The man was a day-time soap looking fellow who was doing everything in as sensuous a manner as he could muster.
What have we come to that women, apparently viewed as desperate house wives, are [...]

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An Easy Mistake

Abby just got up out of bed (it is bed time). She called out, “Daddy! Daddy! Did you hear the ant?” I replied in the negative. She said, “I heard the ant. I made a mistake with the ant and the airplane.” I asked if she mistook the airplane [...]

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Asking the Obvious

I believe that it was in the seminal work Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy that the author, Douglas Adams, implied that humans restate the obvious. I’d like to say that along with that we ask the obvious. Bill Engvall of course has a great comedy routine wherein he talks about ‘giving people their [...]

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Booked

We are so booked this trip to Texas. I’m working, which has to be a priority, but on top of that we’re also trying to visit and see as many people as possible. I’m just hoping for a few minutes of actual down time to get rest. I don’t expect it but [...]

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Holy Percussive Ingenuity Batman!

We just got back from Stomp. As I expected I was impressed. There was a lot of stuff that I remembered from the first show I saw around 6 years ago, but also a lot of fun new stuff - and, since it had been six years there was plenty of time for [...]

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