Way Too Much Information About Randy Peterman

It’s Memorial Day weekend which as everyone knows is in memory of the barbecue and grill manufacturers. The title of this post has nothing to do with Veterans (to which I am genuinely and sincerely indebted, I appreciate the sacrifices and lives of those who served, and are serving now) or grills though. This post has to do with Abby and the mutilation of words.

Abby wiped her nose today and said, “Burgers.” I’d much rather eat hamburgers than Abby’s burgers ;)